Joke #25

Lawyer Jokes.. Why do behavioral scientists prefer lawyers to rats for their experiments? 1) there are more of the lawyers to work with, 2) lawyers are more expendable, 3) lawyers do more harm to society than rats, 4) lab assistants are less likely to develop a bond or feel sympathy for them, 5) rats arouse more feelings of compassion and humanity, 6) they multiply faster, 7) rats have an inate right to life and liberty, 8) animal rights groups will not object to their torture, 9)rats have more dignity, and 10) there are some things even a rat won't do. How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.

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